Don't Bring Strange Men Home

[Two male leads, lighthearted, ancient farming life, doting romance, marriage before love, love at first sight, both pure, happy ending. A scheming, tsundere regent as the pursuer × a sweet, clueless, loyal puppy of a farmer as the one being pursued, healing romance] “You just ate a poisonous mushroom.” “A poisonous mushroom?!” No wonder he'd had such a strange dream just now. There were webs everywhere, and people who turned into butterflies. “Yeah. You didn't just eat one, you almost died.” “I almost died!” Almost died! Like Mom? What would happen to his wife if he died? Without anyone to look after him, his wife would starve. “Wah, wah, wah! Wife, what will you do if I die?” Yi He burst into tears in fright, tears pattering into his bowl. Pei Shiyue saw and took the bowl away, stopping it from turning into tear-soaked rice. “Enough. Are you holding your own funeral?” He stopped eating and tapped Yi He's head with a clean pair of chopsticks. “Wife, what will you do without me?!” “Shut up!” Pei Shiyue closed his eyes and endured it for a moment, then reached over and ruffled Yi He's fluffy hair, trying to soften his voice. “Stop crying. You didn't die, did you? Hurry up and eat.” His wife was so gentle! He really wanted to hug him. “Can I hug you?” “No. Your face is covered in tears. That's gross.” At that, Yi He stopped crying at once and went to wash his face at the basin. “Then I'll stop crying. Can I hug you now?” “No.” “Why?! I'm not gross anymore.” “Because there's still poison in your system. If you hug me, I'll get poisoned too.” “Huh?! Then when can I hug you?” The clueless puppy's tail seemed to droop instantly.