Form is emptiness, and emptiness is form!
I am the humble monk Tang Sanzang, a perfectly respectable pilgrim seeking the scriptures!
Everyone who sees me loves me, and flowers bloom wherever I go! I make countless young wives' hearts flutter and beat wildly!
“Ahem! Madam, please don't try to seduce this humble monk!”
“Hey, fellow Daoist! Please dress appropriately in broad daylight!”
I'm also happy to help others. For the sake of countless beauties, I personally created “Third Brother Brand” sanitary pads, “Third Brother Brand” stockings, “Third Brother Brand” underwear...
I also have a few sensible and respectable disciples who accompany me on my scripture-seeking journey!
“Wukong! Put away your golden-banded staff!”
“Bajie! Remember to protect respectable women!”
“Wujing! We cultivators should be civilized!”
