I Just Want to Retire Early, but the Dog Emperor Keeps Forcing Me to Rebel

Confiscation and Exile + Pocket Dimension + Rebellion + Optimistic, Hardworking, and Growth-Oriented Heroine + Cunning, Wolfish Hero + Mutual Devotion

Meng Wange was determined to retire before turning thirty and enjoy a life of leisure. She was already ninety percent of the way there when a car crash turned her and her vehicle into a photograph.

Her soul transmigrated to the Dongning Kingdom, where she ran into her bestie, Li Tiezhu.

The two of them somehow turned the journey into exile into a taxpayer-funded vacation.

The Qiankun Pouch that everyone was scrambling to get their hands on? A trash bag.

She told the story of Lady White and got mistaken for a snake demon!

She knew no martial arts and had no medical skills.

She had never farmed or even held a gun.

But she did have a hardworking, eager-to-learn spirit!

You want me to marry? Fine, I’ll put up with that. You want to exile me? I won’t complain. But if you want my life, then we’re going to have a talk.

He Zhiyan had one wish: to secretly get back the divorce papers.

She tried crying, throwing tantrums, and threatening to hang herself, but he just didn’t get it.

She climbed into his bed and gave herself to him, only to be thoroughly ravished, and then he still refused to take responsibility.