It is said that the first sign that a black bear becomes a sperm is that it begins to imitate humans.
I've seen a black bear like this with my own eyes, and I luckily survived.
That day, it disemboweled my dad in front of me, pinched my dad's heart and waved at me, then stuffed it into his mouth and clicked it twice to reveal his essence.
I pretended to be dead with my clumsy acting skills, but the black bear strangely let me go.
But on my dad's first seven days, the black bear knocked on my door, and my mom told me with tears of joy.
"Great, your dad is not dead, your dad is back."