An Eighty-Year-Old Eunuch Awakens a Daoist Partner System from the Start

After transmigrating to another world, Meng Yu was struck down from the start and became a lowly eunuch in the Great Li imperial palace. After a lifetime of ups and downs, at the ripe old age of eighty, he unexpectedly awakened a Dao Companion System.

“Damn System, get out here!”

“Can't take what you dish out, can you?”

“Who do you think I can become Dao companions with at my age? Should I go find Granny Meng on the Bridge of Helplessness?”

Forget carrying on Jian'an's legacy and the spirit of Cao Wei. Even becoming a craftsman is just a pipe dream.

Back in the day, I was full of spirit, able to piss three yards into the wind.

Now, I've hit a ghost. My XX won't work, and I'm X impotent.

[Ding! Host's lifespan is nearly up. Please complete the beginner task as soon as possible!]

[Lifespan remaining: Ten]

[Nine]

[Eight]

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