I am... Ten thousand years old this year.
My gold, silver and jewelry can fill the rivers and cut off the water. I am not interested in money.
I can help Xiaoying unify the six countries, and I can also allow Xiaoxiang to enter Xianyang. I am so happy that I even let Xiao Liu become a traitor.
I'm tired of the life of being treated as a god. It's good to be as plain as water. I write poems with Bai Bai and Fu Fu.
But when a certain young master showed off my urinal from hundreds of years ago, I thought it was time for me to go out and have some fun.