The Guardian of the Dead in the Zhenguan Era

[Traditional style, comedy, meme-filled, ancient mythology, obscure trivia, fake System, transmigration] Think I’m getting stronger? No! I’m just trying to find my main account. I forgot the password!

What? My sister is a drought demon? My mom is Wu Zetian? And my dad is Di Renjie? What the heck! Cut it out! What is this supposed to be?

Beneath this vast sky, for what I love and for the faith in my soul, I’ll fight heaven, earth, all living beings, the dead, and the gods. I’ll draw my blade against them all. When darkness stains the starry sky, when dawn has been torn apart, when hope is about to perish, and the night descends, I will bear the light of all people and stand before every living soul, staining the heavens with blood!