My Medical Skills Are Shaky, So I Stay Alive by Enjoying the Gossip

[Everyone can hear her thoughts + No romance + Beloved by all + Ridiculous comedy + Memes]

Su Miao was an intern in a hospital emergency department. She took cephalosporin, then accidentally ate liquor-filled chocolates, and was rewarded with a private room in the hospital morgue.

The good news: She came back to life and transmigrated as the junior apprentice at a century-old medical clinic. She was also the emperor’s personal physician, adored by her stunning master and loved by her handsome senior brothers, with more money than she could spend in several lifetimes.

The bad news: She might not live long enough to enjoy this incredible fortune.

The emperor gave her three months to cure his infertility. Otherwise, she’d lose her life.

To get himself pregnant as soon as possible, the emperor not only had Su Miao treat his condition, but also arranged for her to attend the imperial consorts’ daily morning meetings and help them regulate their health. It was a two-pronged approach.

Just as she was fretting over the problem, the gossip System bound to her decided to butt in.

System: “Host, where there’s a will, there’s a way. Things will work out in the end. Relax, and why not enjoy a bit of gossip to take your mind off it?”

Su Miao: “I’m about to die. How can you still enjoy gossip?”

The pair thought they were just amusing themselves, unaware that others could hear their thoughts. What began with two gossip-hungry onlookers soon turned into a whole crowd.

What?!

The emperor’s infertility was caused by eating too much pork liver?

Consort Li’s leg hair was so stiff it could be used to make armor and helmets?

Consort Zhao used her smelly feet to make stinky tofu for the emperor?

Consort Li had all her leg hair plucked off, craved hotpot to nourish herself, and failed to smuggle in pork intestines, tripe, and duck intestines?

Consort Wang sang in the middle of the night, making the wolves in the mountains think their packmates were calling them into the palace to steal chickens?

But as she keeps enjoying the gossip, why does she keep getting rewarded? How did she become the emperor’s only blood relative, and why is he saying he’ll pass the throne to her...?