Ruining Childhoods: First, I Helped Wolffy Eat Sheep

[Ruining your childhood + dark scheming + parody + major rewrites]

Seventeen-year-old Wang Pa is accidentally hit and killed by a car running a red light. He's chosen by the Childhood-Ruining System, which rewards him with energy whenever he changes the plot. Wang Pa swears he'll never be serious again. From now on, he's going to be completely unhinged...

Dear Mrs. Red Wolf, please come to the bedroom with me. There's something I want to discuss with you...

Pretty Sheep, come over here. I have something for you to do...

Wang Pa pats the Fifth Baby's shoulder. “It's time to go save Grandpa...”

Fifth Baby: “Okay, let's go right now!”

Wang Pa: “Wait. Eat all the poop first, then go...”