Three Kingdoms: I Was Snatched Off My Livestream and Made the Bandit's Bridegroom

Liu Tan transmigrates to the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty and just wants to live like a carefree slacker, streaming the mountains, rivers, flowers, and grass. But bandits drag him up to their stronghold, where he ends up living off them. And that’s not all: the lousy platform is so mean that he has to complete missions to exchange for items, and the missions are all designed to offend powerful people. The exchange cards he gets are truly beyond words.