If You Can't Beat Him, Why Bother with Him?

(A group of funny gods and a divine fortune teller, killing gods when gods block them, killing demons when demons block them, killing monsters and monsters for the sake of heaven and justice!) The takeaway boy Xiao Qi's phone was stolen, so he bought a new one and a SIM card. After registering on WeChat, people from the underworld and the fairy world rushed to add him as friends, including the Jade Emperor, Supreme Laojun, King of Hell, Judge, Black and White Wuchang... Chatting with them every day and looking at their friend circles made the young man an omnipotent person. If you say you won't survive today, Black and White will come to claim your life that night; if you say you will fall in love, a beautiful woman will immediately come to chat with you; therefore, those who seek wealth, those who want to eliminate disasters, those who want marriage, those who want good luck... All come to see the young man. However, whether to help or not depends on the young man's mood. There is a fate in everything. If I say you are destined, you will be destined, and if I say you are not destined, you will not be destined... As a human king, he has cultivated boundless magic power, serves the way of heaven and justice, and kills...