It Was Supposed to Be a Live-Action Military Simulation, So Why Do They Call Me a Warlord?

"Don't worry, it'll be totally fine. My buddy says you can have all the fun you want here for 800 yuan!"

With the start of the school year delayed by a natural disaster, Xiao Hang's second older brother takes him abroad to travel, shoot guns, and play with explosives.

Once they arrive, Xiao Hang realizes something seems off.

"Bro, why are we all wearing the same uniforms and carrying the same guns? Is this some kind of live-action airsoft game?"

"Bro, is that an NPC spraying blood all over the place? He's acting so well!"

"Bro, he says he's giving me that oil field. Won't it grow mold?"

A few months later, Xiao Hang stands before the cameras with a group of fully armed men behind him, looking helpless.

"I don't know any warlords. I really am just here on vacation!"