After Paying Off My Car and Mortgage, I Became a Washed-Up Celebrity

Name: After Paying Off My Car and Mortgage, I Became a Washed-Up Celebrity
Author: If I Can't Beat You, I'll Play the Victim

还完车贷房贷后，我穿成了糊咖

by If I Can't Beat You, I'll Play the Victim (打不过就碰瓷)

Status: Completed
Length: 323k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Transmigrate into a book + mind-reading + beloved by all + System + entertainment industry]

[No romance + entertainment industry + hilarious and silly + mind-reading, but not much]

After ten years of hard work, Xie Wan finally pays off her car and home loans. She thinks she can finally enjoy life, but when she opens her eyes, she's become a washed-up celebrity who can barely afford instant noodles!

She roars, “Are you crazy?!”

“So the original owner awakened and ran away, and you dragged me here to fill the vacancy?!”

“And you want me to play an NPC in the background who doesn't even get a single line?!!!”

[Oh, you can't put it that way, Host.]

“Just answer me: is that what happened?!”

[Uh…yes. Oh, Host, what's the difference? An NPC is an NPC wherever you go!]

Xie Wan: …

Who are you calling an NPC?!!

Xie Wan transmigrates into a novel as a background NPC, a pitiful, washed-up celebrity with only 10 yuan left in her account and nowhere to sleep but the street.

Overcome with despair, Xie Wan decides to starve herself to death. But after tossing and turning, she gets so hungry she can't stand it. Before she dies, she decides to at least die with a full stomach, so she uses the last handful of noodles the original owner left behind to cook herself a bowl. She's still not full when she finishes.

Xie Wan: …

A fake-sweet green tea girl puts on her act, only to get called a good person.

Xie Wan: “Thanks! You're such a wonderful person!”

The green tea girl: Forget it. I won't pick on her. I'm afraid it'll lower my IQ!

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