A Merman Baby Drops In, and the Bodyguard Is Doted on by Everyone

[Fantasy + mermaids + adorable kids + everyone's favorite + variety show about kids]

There are on-screen comments too (ฅ•﹏•ฅ). It's sometimes silly and sometimes crazy, with the kind of crazed energy you'd expect from a certain someone.

After failing her arts college entrance exam, Wen Tingnian changed careers and became a bodyguard. She thought the job was just about protecting celebrities, but on her very first day, someone tried to take advantage of her.

She waved her hand, slammed the door, and walked out. "I'm done with this!"

Then she bumped right into an adorable little dumpling of a child, as cute as a doll.

The little one was tiny but fierce, with a nose barely bigger than a button. Still, his commanding air was seven or eight parts like his father's:

"Woman, you have to make it up to me!"

"From now on, you're Brother An's personal bodyguard!"

From then on, the variety show had a striking new "mother and son" duo...

Wen Tingnian: "I'm going to be a hardworking mommy!"

In reality, she couldn't wake up before ten in the morning.

"Mommy, get up and eat!"

"Mommy, I'll wash the dishes for you. Housework is a boy's job."

The audience gritted their teeth. "What kind of mother are you?"

But why were there more and more kids to look after?!

A certain movie star flicked each of the four little scamps on the forehead. "You think you can steal my wife from me? You don't stand a chance. I'm the only one who gets to spoil her."

Bodyguard lady, buy one, get four free. Are you really going to be so heartless and turn them down?

Becoming a mom without the pain of childbirth... Why does that sound tempting?

But the man didn't even give her a chance to refuse. He pulled the covers over them both.

"Big sis, how can you be so cruel? How could you forget all about me?"

"Baby, let's keep trying and have a daughter as cute as you."