[A Systems mash-up + battle royale + snark + wild imagination + fanfiction]
Ding! Congratulations, fortunate soul number 10092024 (whether transmigrator, reborn person, deceased person, lucky one, discontented one, Heaven's chosen child, child of the plane, chosen of the gods...)! You've been given the chance to obtain a Contract System.
System Overview: Are you worried that after being reborn, your incomplete memories will keep you from getting rich with nothing but your wits? Are you worried that after you transmigrate, you'll know nothing about the new world? Are you worried that a minor character's excessive caution will keep them from enjoying the satisfaction of a good face-slapping? Are you worried about the quality of your harem...
No! You don't have to worry about any of that!!!
Just sign the contract, and this System will build you a customized, one-of-a-kind System.
It can help you amass a fortune at breakneck speed and become the richest person in the world, rocket you up the ranks until you claim the title of Emperor, help you gleefully slap down and kill off minor characters, or let you luxuriate among a crowd of beauties...
Don't know how to customize your System? Don't worry. This System will provide an expert guide to walk you through it, along with a million successful case studies for reference...
What are you waiting for? Sign the contract now!!!
Ding! Congratulations, fortunate soul number 10092024 (whether transmigrator, reborn person, deceased person, lucky one, discontented one, Heaven's chosen child, child of the plane, chosen of the gods...)! You've successfully contracted with the System.
Now, to complete your customized personal System, work hard!!!
Important notice: When the Host views the System overview, the Host is deemed to have fully accepted and agreed to abide by all 2,081,204,202 (and counting) clauses of this System. The System reserves the right to make the final interpretation.
So annoying, a lot of nonsense, not pretty Encourage me