
Drinking Honey and Holding a Knife, I'm the Most Slutty in the World
喝着蜜雪拿着刀,整活界里我最骚
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 413k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Audience
- Male
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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I want something with a score of 9.8 Or above, not the 9.8 In my mind. If I don't have a 9.8, I don't have it.
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It's best if the female protagonist is funny without knowing it and the male protagonist is very doting.
I'm Too Funny. I Haven't Been Made Laugh by a Book in a Long Time. Please Help Me, but Don't Make Awkward Comments.
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Please Read a Book That Makes You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts and Still Gets a 9! !
It's Super Funny from the First Chapter
I've Been Too Depressed Lately. Please Read a More Funny Book📖
Want to watch something like "My dear grandson, if I ask you to burn money, you will burn nuclear bombs for me?" Book.
Invincible + Hilarious! ! !
The protagonist is powerful and kills powerful enemies, causing the Heavenly Crying Vision. However, the way of heaven is threatened by the protagonist and stops the Heavenly Crying Vision midway.
I asked my dad to borrow money, but I mistakenly sent it to Professor Gao Leng. He transferred 500 to me as a follower. I have no money. Hurry! "Looking at the 520 yuan sent by Old Tang, she accepted it neatly, and then quickly typed the words "love you." When she saw the note clearly, she froze.
I'm Tired of Books, so I'm Looking for Books That Really Make People's Eyes Shine.
Everyone can only recommend the top one in their mind, and don't recommend some that have falsely high ratings. I have read most of the famous books, and I want something new
Is There Any Book as Funny as "Dali"?
The kind that writes comics seriously, even those with high scores will do
Funny, Immoral, and Also Mean, the Kind of Person Who Is Extremely Powerful
Funny! Funny! Just Funny Articles! I've Been into Emo Lately, and I Want to Be Happy ~
No harem! No harem! No harem! Repeat important things three times
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Good conscience essay
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Please Make Every Chapter Hilarious, the Kind That Makes You Cramp
The Male Protagonist Signed in at the Crime Scene and Was Considered to Be the Mastermind Behind the Scenes.
The police have always believed that the male protagonist is the mastermind behind the scenes, but they have no evidence.





































































































It's a high-quality story about rations. The main plot is very weak, but it's suitable for relaxing and reading together if you save up.
This damn rating almost deceived me. What's going on with the trust between people? Don't hide such a good-looking novel. Dachao knows how to do it, but it's just not enough. Update it soon! ! !
It's pretty good. There are a lot of hot memes from this time. I still laugh to death after watching it again.
The author has imitated your theme in several books. Update it quickly. Your book has the best results. If someone else surpasses you later, it will be bad if they think you imitated other people's theme. Come on, update it quickly!
Still highly recommended, it's really funny. It's just that the emotional scenes are a bit exaggerated. Currently, none of the three women (aunt (boldly professing love), volunteer (beautiful woman), Qingmei (crush object)) have shown any expressions. I don't know if they are scumbags or innocent. Of course, I also know that it's hard to agree with everyone, so it depends on the individual!
Haha, ok, ok, I didn't want to read it at first, but after seeing this, I just finished it! It's very nice. Please update it quickly [smile] Otherwise, I will pay in installments for five stars.
The heaven-defying one, the divine gold among the divine golds, the anti-audience treasure among the special martial arts, and the severed-tailed dragon among the operators. It is as incredible as My Little Pony teamed up with Bayonetta and the Powerpuff Girls. It is as trance-like as seeing the second creation of JoJo with Garter Stocking Angel. Addicts will have to exclaim that they have slipped into flammable ice.
The writing is very good, but with so many male protagonists and ambiguous female characters, it would be a bit toxic if they were not accepted in the end, so I still hope the author can write this into a harem novel. (I will add five stars after I accept it) [Eating Melon]
_ [It was so funny. I just watched the whole funny plot. As for the other things, I skipped it. It was very enjoyable. Although I have already seen some of the scenes, it was still quite interesting. It felt good to relax.
It's pretty good to watch. It's a real live show. It's funny. From time to time, I'll give you some imaginative tips for life. I don't understand why the rating is so low at 8.
This is too funny, a very funny book. The author can handle it no matter how embarrassing it is. The character of the protagonist is also great. You can read it.
Rating 4.8 Points. I have read Chapter 111 so far There are currently three young women appearing as female characters. The first woman is my aunt. My aunt likes the main character. And the protagonist refused after confessing his love. The male protagonist likes to pinch his aunt's face The second female character. After listening to the male protagonist tell a story about a little swallow, Feng had a good impression of the male protagonist. The third female character is named Zhou, the goddess of the male protagonist. The male protagonist bought 1,000 roses and went live to express his love to the goddess and sing a love song. When the goddess came down, she sold him roses for 10 yuan each. The protagonist has confessed once before The male protagonist has a great plot, and the writing is also very interesting. It seems ambiguous to me. The protagonist is that kind of straight man. The comments in the comment area are a bit (impure) pornographic. People who don't care about this should close comments. Female readers can choose to read when there are no books to read.
Not bad, quick update! ! ! I hope the author will not force other readers to kneel down and beg you for updates.
It was really good at the beginning, very funny, a little bit toxic but not a big problem, but in the later stage it felt a bit like a nesting doll, not so funny. After watching the barrage for a long time, I said it made me laugh to death, hahaha, but I didn't feel that it was very funny, maybe I couldn't take it in.
Super pretty! Push! ! ! I finished it in just two days. The content is of high quality and the protagonist is handsome and funny. I really recommend it! I don't have much vocabulary, so I'll give you a 4-character mantra: just read it [laughing] [laughing]
This is the ultimate form of a novel about urban life in my heart. I have lived such a hard life in the past, and "Live Sign-in, Innate Abstract Holy Body" is really incomparable with this one. It is so fun, hahahaha, and there is no science fiction that is too anti-reality. As of now, the whole text is basically non-toxic, so you can eat it with confidence. It is all based on imagination.
This article uses the story of the live broadcast system as a clue to carry out the anchor's daily live broadcast, interspersed with various jokes, famous scenes and netizens' jokes. The Internet jokes and stories are also unique in the novel, and the story structure is relatively complete.
Hahahahaha, it's very funny. As long as you don't think of this as a systematic urban novel, a systematic fairy tale, or a traditional systematic novel, but as a funny spoof article, you will find that it is really fun. Hahahahahaha, at least these dozens of chapters that have been updated so far have made me cry with laughter! ! ! ! !
The content is funny and interesting, there are many surprising points, and it can make people laugh like convulsions. Overall, it is very good, but the ending is a bit rushed, but if I were to write it, I would not be able to write a good ending. The author's handling is considered good, so I gave it five stars.
The male protagonist, Su Yang, is bound to the live broadcast system and starts a live broadcast. The system automatically releases tasks every day, and you can draw prizes if you complete them. Finally, the system leaves, and the protagonist pauses the live broadcast and goes out for a trip. Funny, no cp for now, open ending.
Nice! ! Personally I think the whole book is very funny. Live broadcasting every day is a complete work. There is a task every day. Each task is very funny, very funny and very social (either the protagonist will die in society or the person the protagonist is looking for will die in society [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]) Even some tasks will give me a sense of immersion. For example, when I saw the 87 pictures, I personally felt that the 87 resurrection scrolls and the netizen's one gave me a deep sense of immersion. I really like it when someone pretends to be a person in black or a high-status person at his own funeral, making people around me think that I did something during my lifetime, or that I have some hidden identity? ! ! I really think this one is really fun. I want to do it after death but I definitely can't do it [face covering] [face covering]! ! I didn't expect it to end so quickly, but I personally think the whole book ended quite well, not abrupt or unfinished. At the end, the protagonist and Jiang Niannian went on a trip together, which I personally thought was quite good, because I personally prefer no heroine, so the ending did not express any confession or directly indicate that I was with someone, which would make me feel more comfortable. Summary, funny, normal ending, good-looking, personally I don't think there is any heart-warming plot (of course, it may be that I am personally insensitive to this aspect) [Love] [Love]
Many people in the comment area say it's poisonous, but I think this book is pretty good. It's purely funny. There's no need to find fault here. Big cheers for the author!
It's very funny. I almost laughed to death in the middle of the night. It's just a bit short. The ending is too sudden. It's probably because the author didn't want to write it. But if he wrote more, the book would be too complicated and he would lose interest. It's a good laugh. I like it very much.
This book is really interesting. It often does some interesting things and writes all the embarrassing things in reality in the book. If I really do this, it will definitely be a hot search. In short, this book has given me a lot of happiness. I also hope that the author will get better and better. I will keep chasing it!
It's a good book, but it's a little short, but that's normal. After all, readers who read page by page can see that the later live broadcasts are slightly worse than the previous ones. It can be seen that the author's inspiration is somewhat lacking. It may be counterproductive to continue writing. Although it ends like this, there are fewer words, but at least the impression of the book is still good. I give it five stars.
It's pretty good-looking and well-organized, but it's too short and not enough to look at.
Very beautiful, highly recommended to watch! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Although the author may have borrowed from many books, the overall content is really funny and deserves five stars~
Very funny and suitable for entertainment. Just too little, but worth a look.
It's beautiful and very funny. I almost laughed to death after watching it in the middle of the night. But the ending was too abrupt. If the ending was written well, it would probably reach a score of 9.5 Or 9.6. Recommended! ! !