My name is Zhong Shu. While I was having my “Shu Shu Happy Time,” my phone exploded and accidentally sent me transmigrating to another world.
Luckily, I got the System that every transmigrator needs. One ten-pull gave me a pet egg, which hatched into a bizarre pet. The first thing out of its mouth was, “Do you buy Q Coins?” I knew at a glance that it wasn't human, so I gave it a hard smack and knocked some sense into it.
Looking at the other items the System offered, I realized it was a complete scam.
As if it wasn't bad enough that I was stuck with a bizarre pet, the System was no good either. Every item I pulled was more ridiculous than the last.
You've got some nerve, chasing me! Behold my magical treasure: Five Years of College Entrance Exams, Three Years of Mock Tests!
My Buddhist Mercy Gun is also insanely powerful! Every shot locks onto the head, though it locks onto the little head.
You want to fight me? I've also got my First and Fifteenth Swords. You can dodge the first day of the lunar month, but not the fifteenth. Prepare to die!
Chicken-Blasting Maniac?
Root-Cleaning Demon Monk?
How could those possibly be my nicknames? I'm a respectable guy, okay?!
