When the Villainess in a Period Novel Gets Bound to a Cheesy Pickup Line System

[Rebirth + billions in supplies + seizing opportunities + pocket dimension + cheesy pickup line System + spirit spring dimension + an overpowered golden finger]

Only after she died did Shen Mingzhu learn that she and Song Shiyan were merely cannon fodder in a period novel, there to pave the way for the hero and heroine’s romance. In the end, a series of misunderstandings had cost them so many years.

Reborn, Shen Mingzhu declared, “Whoever wants to be cannon fodder can have the job. Song Shiyan and I are out.”

After spending a lifetime as Song Shiyan’s sworn enemy and loving him for that same lifetime, Shen Mingzhu decided to take him far away from the hero and heroine, then trick Song Shiyan into falling for her.

Ahem... I mean, win him over.

[Ding-dong! Welcome to the Cheesy Pickup Line System!]

[Tell Song Shiyan: Life is bitter, but you’re sweet. Reward: one jin of pork]

[I don’t want to bang my head against a wall anymore. I just want to crash into your heart. Reward: one bicycle voucher]

[I suspect you’re actually a book. Otherwise, why would the more I read you, the more I want to sleep with you? Reward: ten jin of grain coupons]

[Do you know where love begins? It begins with you and me. Reward: one big unity bill]

Shen Mingzhu, greedy and lustful: “They’re just cheesy pickup lines. I can do this!”

A while later:

Shen Mingzhu: “Ugh... These are way too cheesy.”

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As the victim of Shen Mingzhu’s cheesy pickup lines, Song Shiyan initially thought, “This woman, Shen Mingzhu, is just trying to annoy me to death and get her hands on my property, isn’t she?”

Later, convinced that he loved it, Song Shiyan excitedly hugged Shen Mingzhu. “You can have more than just my property. You can have me too!”

Meanwhile, Shen Mingzhu, worn out by Song Shiyan: “I don’t want the pork anymore, and I don’t want the money either... Someone please take Song Shiyan away!”