I Read Patients' Minds and Enjoy the Gossip, While My Attending Teacher Is Over the Moon

[System + doted-on by everyone + gossip + mind reading + goofy comedy]

Jiang Zaocao bound herself to a gossip System. Her greatest daily pleasure was following her clinical instructor around and listening to gossip. But the shocking stories behind her patients’ lives often made her feel out of place, as if she simply wasn’t twisted enough. She wanted to protect her patients’ privacy, but why could everyone hear her thoughts?

[What! The director’s hair is a wig, and a patient even yanked it off!]

The director: *sobbing*

That very day, several doctors set their sights on his wig.

A few days later, someone even secretly left a hair-growth remedy on his desk.

The director: ...

[I’m stunned! Nurse Li Shizhen broke up with Lao Zhang from the acupuncture department because he gave his girlfriend acupuncture and made her frigid!]

Lao Zhang: “Baby, I was wrong! Let me try one more needle!”

Since Jiang Zaocao simply couldn’t keep her thoughts to herself, the hospital opened a new department just for her to protect patients’ privacy. Everyone who came there did so voluntarily, safeguarding their privacy while also sparing the hospital unnecessary trouble. Perfect!

Jiang Zaocao still hadn’t realized that her inner thoughts had been exposed. She continued gobbling up gossip like a wild boar that had wandered into a melon field. In the end, she had one verdict: It really was a hospital. The gossip was absolutely explosive!