I, a Super Internet Celebrity, Live Broadcast as the Village Chief

Canaan Kingdom, Village X. Secretary: "Have you ever been a village chief?" Lin Hao: "No." Secretary: "Here, let me tell you. When the village chief takes office, he has to create a clever name, win over the capitalists, and pay taxes and donations. Only after they pay can the superiors allocate funds. After receiving the money, the capitalists' money will be returned in full, and the money allocated by the superiors will be divided into 30% and 70%." Lin Hao: "Why is it only 70%?" Secretary: "Seventy percent belongs to the other person, and getting 30% depends on the other person's face." Lin Hao: "Whose expression is that?" Secretary: "Capitalist." Lin Hao: "I went all the way back to my hometown to be the village chief just to see the capitalists' faces?" Secretary: "Yes!" Lin Hao: "I finally spent money to become the village chief. I still have to win over capitalists?" Secretary: "Yes!" Lin Hao: "Do you still have to come up with a clever name?" Secretary: "Yes!" Lin Hao: "Do we still have to look at the capitalists' faces?" Secretary: "Yes!" Lin Hao: "Then I can't kneel down and beg for food?" Secretary: "Then if you put it this way, buying an official position and becoming a village chief means kneeling down to beg for food. How many people want to kneel down but don't have the skills to do so!" Lin Hao: "I don't understand this. I've already become the village chief, why can't I be as good as an Internet celebrity?" Secretary: "In the eyes of the people, you are the village chief, but in the eyes of the capitalists, you are just kneeling down to beg for food. You make money, and your business is not shabby." Lin Hao: "Shameful, very shabby!" …