I'm a Slacker, So What?

Women only slow down how fast I can slap someone!

Someone trying to scam me? Oops, I didn’t mean to hit you. Don’t blame me. Think being a celebrity means you can run your mouth? You’re exactly the one I’m slapping, Cai Kun! I get caught up in the Golden Triangle Flour Tower Village Group case. My estranged, weird parents show up with unreasonable demands? Off to prison with you, where the state can feed you!

With no one by my side and nothing tying me down, I can enjoy life to the fullest!