Hou Men's Concubine Eats Melon, and the Emperor's Pants Can't Be Kept
侯门小妾吃瓜，皇帝裤衩保不住了
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- Completed
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- 683k Words
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- Ancient Romance
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- Ancient Romance High-Concept
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- Female
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- 1y ago
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Mind-Reading Skills➕eating Melons, the Kind That Can Laugh Until Midnight and Hammer the Wall
Mind-reading skills➕Eating melons, the kind that can laugh until midnight and hammer the wall
Everyone Is Able to Read Minds, and Even the Heroine's Panties Were Stripped.
I want to read a book like "After pretending to be a dog licker for two years, the boss suddenly can read minds". Everyone is a fool
I Beg the Protagonist to Travel Through Time and Have His Mind Read and Hear His Voice.
How many copies are there?
Everyone Can Hear the Heroine's Voice, but the Heroine Doesn't Know
I want to read a book like "The Evil Female Supporter, Your Heart Is Revealed". Those who want to become immortals, please
Life Is so Hard, If You Want to Read a Funny Article, It's Best to Laugh Me to Death
No matter what the subject, it's funny, funny, funny!
Please Write Something Funny and Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts in the Middle of the Night
To be completed, or a little more
Short Story! ! It Must Be Short. Thank You, the Shorter the Better! ! About 80,000 Words! !
A Novel About Begging a Concubine to Change Her Ways, Similar to the Concubine Code
The Eavesdropping Genre Is Very Popular Recently. Are There Any Recommendations for Top1?
I want to read a book similar to "The Divine Beast Four and a Half Years Old: Ouch, Here Comes the Adorable Baby". Give @jinyutaiyang some attention. Please help me add a bookshelf to this similarly recommended book. There are not enough book reviews. The bookstore has been refusing to provide traffic and recommendations. When will there be 20
You Have the Ability to Read Minds, Don't Be Vague, the Heroine's Voice Tells the Truth Directly
I saw that kind of rebirth story recently. The male protagonist has the ability to read minds. He still doesn't understand why the female protagonist doesn't like him. He's as popular as a puffer fish. He also thinks the female protagonist is inexplicable and feels wronged. It makes me furious, so please give me a try.
I Beg the Protagonist to Watch the Drama and Not Take the Initiative to Interfere with the Original Plot of the Novel. the Protagonist Will Eat the Melon.
In the era, all kinds of Qing Dynasty romances are acceptable. The protagonists are in books and plots. They don't take the initiative to cause trouble. They don't blackmail the original male and female protagonists. They can be used with or without CP. They don't want to be in love.
The Concubine Is Attracted by Someone from the Capital
The heroine was reincarnated or time traveled and forgotten. Her mother was a concubine of a wealthy family. A high official came to the capital and saw her kneeling in the ancestral hall. He found her weak and charming and fell in love with her at a glance. The master gave him the concubine in order to please him. The heroine went to the capital when she was more than ten years old and met a weak prince.
I Want the Heroine to Be a Concubine or a First-In-Law, and She Is Particularly Favored.
Joined the Group of Gods and Then Counterattacked
Everyone Reads Minds, but the Heroine Doesn't Know. Everyone's Dark History Is Such That They Lose All Their Panties.
I want to read a book like "I Became the Group Favorite After My Whole Family of Villains Read My Mind". The heroine didn't know she was being eavesdropped. She complained about the people around her in her heart, and accidentally exposed all the dark history of herself and others. Her father and brothers who could read minds thought that she was the only one who held the secret of others.
Please Ask Everyone to Read Their Minds. on the Surface: ～In the Heart: *@#&￥$@*
Mind Reading ✚Eating Melon🍉 Hilarious! ! ! the Kind That Twists into Maggots!
I want to watch something like "The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty listened to my voice, and I showed off and ate it!" Book. Quick! ! ! Sisters! I am short of books! ! !
It's very beautiful, very funny, and very joyful. The character of the heroine is also very good. I also like the young lady very much. But, I beg you, the author is great, I beg you, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please do not be that prince. I don't care if I have CP or not, and I don't care who the male protagonist is. As long as the male protagonist is not that prince, I will be satisfied. Really, I beg the male protagonist, not that prince.
Very funny! Mind-expanding! Super pretty! Each character feels like it is vividly displayed before your eyes! Well written!
The content is quite interesting, but I hope the heroine has no cp or is a double clean If I don't like Xie Yu'an, it's better to have no cp or return to modern times in the end.
It is excellent in the genre of listening to the heroine's voice. Every article is particularly beautiful. There is no skipping reading, but there are too few. If I were to rate it, it would be over nine points.
So easy and funny! Hahahahaha, it looks good, it looks good, it looks good
It's good-looking, but not enough. I just think Chu Xun is too timid and too virginal.
Keep up the good work, keep working hard and start writing quickly
Very beautiful, the heroine is so cuteớ ₃ờ I hope the heroine will not be with the prince
The heroine's melon-eating system is very powerful. The courtiers eat all kinds of melons, and the eater becomes the favorite of the group, and the eater becomes an official. Finally, she becomes the princess, the queen, and the male protagonist (Xiao Zhuzi) is a pair for life.
After listening to 12 chapters, I quickly recommended it. What do you want to read in the novel? Pictures are fun. Other novels are just novels. No matter how exciting they are, this one is just as unlucky as the people in it are all rappers. What do you have to pay to go to a show? You have to wait for the show, travel, and think about food and drink... Don't be stupid. After reading this novel, you can not only see the novel, but also see the rapper's performance. It's great value for money. It's a new track that I've never seen before. I've only read 12 chapters and I quickly recommended it. I'm afraid you missed this novel! If the author writes like this, I will follow her every book she writes.
This book is so fun to write, and it makes people feel happy and comfortable. Keep up the hard work, come on [Top post][Top post][Top post]
I don't know why it has such a low score, but I personally think it's pretty good-looking and can make me laugh alone... But the updates are too slow. Hahaha I can't hold it in anymore, it's so funny
Chu Jun traveled through time and became Chu's concubine. The portable system loves gossip and eats melon! So wherever Chu Jun went, there were fields of melons, some were happy and some were sad! [Laughing and crying][laughing and crying][laughing and crying][laughing and crying]! This book has a unique perspective, humorous language, novel stories, and a lot to see! Five-star praise!
The first 100 or so chapters are really good to read, so attractive, the rhymes are amazing, but the later ones seem to be different and I can't read them, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [crying][crying][crying] 5★To the rhyming gods of the first 100+ chapters
This book "Take a Concubine to the Court and Eat All the Melons in the Capital" is really good! The author Banduo Mian's imagination is really admirable. The heroine Chu Xun has a universal melon-eating system, and the melon-eating plot is very interesting. The novel cleverly combines ancient background with modern melon-eating culture, making people laugh while reading it. Chu Xun's timid, money-loving and cowardly character is very real and cute, and her inner complaints when eating melons often make people laugh like pigs. Moreover, the author's portrayal of each character is also very delicate. Whether it is the struggle between wives and concubines in the prince's mansion, or the changes in the court, they are all described very vividly. The plot of the story is full of ups and downs and full of unexpected turns, which makes people want to read it. Therefore, it is recommended to book lovers who like time-travel novels! [Understood][Understood][Understood] This book "Take My Concubine to the Court and Eat All Over the Capital" is really good! The heroine Chu Xun has a system for everyone to eat melons. After traveling through time, she relied on the system to thrive in ancient times. She witnessed the fight between wives and concubines in the Hou Mansion and skillfully resolved the crisis. When he went to court, he was accidentally involved in the court turmoil, but he always found the joy of eating melons in the chaos. The plot of the novel has ups and downs, and Chu Xun's timid, money-loving and cowardly character is really cute. The author combines ancient background with modern melon-eating culture, making people laugh out loud. Highly recommend! 666
It's okay, not pretty, not bad, how should I put it, just average [smile]
This book is really funny. The heroine is submissive on the outside but punches hard on the inside. It makes me laugh so hard [laughs][laughs]
It's been a long time since I read a book that I read in one sitting. It's relaxing and joyful. I really like the silly and cute heroine and the sinister Xiao Zhuzi. However, it's not clear that Xiao Zhuzi is not a real eunuch. I recommend it! !
Well written! I laughed all the way to the end [laughing] [laughing] It's great to watch when you're in a bad mood [laughing] [laughing] But the male protagonist appeared a little late, and I couldn't tell who was her favorite at the end. I was shocked. I thought there was no male protagonist, but luckily I chose it in the last few chapters.
: Good-looking, super cool, keep looking at it
The author's writing is still very interesting, humorous, and has unique ideas. When I first read this book, some comments said that it was not well written. Fortunately, I persisted in reading it, so you have to read it yourself to know whether it is good or not [Like]
Beautiful! As long as they are not with the Crown Prince, Xiaozhu and her brother-in-law are fine!
It's very interesting, I can read more than three hundred chapters without skipping a chapter. I originally thought that the young lady would reconcile with the prince. After all, the male protagonist Hou Ye had always said that he could not do this or that with other people. The result was actually out.
The melons in the melon field all make sense and are not made up to make up the plot. They are very interesting.
It's good [Adoration] But I still don't know who the male lead is. I just hope it's not the prince. My brother-in-law is okay. It's good without cp [Shy] [Blow kiss]
It's great to watch, but the rating is too low. The main reason is probably because the male protagonist is unclean. Despite this, it's still worth watching and very interesting.
It's very beautiful. When I listen to it, it feels like a jingle.
I really like articles like this. I just want to read other people's extras. I hope the author will continue to work hard and read their modern extras.
The rating is a bit low. The book is quite nice. I like the author's writing style. Come on.
Very, very good. I can't finish all the melons. I can't finish them at all. There are also times when the system makes mistakes. Is it an accident for Xiao Zhuzi?