Fantasy: Get Shiling Root at the Beginning

[Time Travel] [System] [Single Female Protagonist] [Funny] [Slap in the Face] [Not the Holy Mother] The protagonist, as a 21st century cow and horse, encounters the time-travel artifact "dump truck" after get off work one day. Thus, I traveled to the small world of Qingxuan Continent. I thought I could pretend to be a great emperor all the way. Unexpectedly, the waste spiritual root was awakened. At this time, the time traveler's golden finger arrived, awakening the most powerful dung-picking system in the world, and obtained the growable spiritual root, the excrement root. With the help of the system, you can pretend to be in the face all the way. What? You asked me what spiritual roots I had awakened. I floated down the river with my backhand. Not convinced? I'm swimming against the current. You said that you have been abstinent for many years. I made a backhand out of nothing. Please tell me how you should respond.