Sacrificial Wishes: This Daoist's Specialty Is Leaving Messages on Read and Replying at Random

[Comedy + Positive Energy + No Female Lead + Gen Z Reads and Replies at Random + Better to Sacrifice Others Than Yourself] Song Wennuan, an earthly disciple of the Grand Supreme Elder Lord and an intern immortal, transmigrates to a Taoist temple to serve as its caretaker. Using the [Life Adjustment] app, he helps people fulfill their wishes. From the start, he runs into a little fairy who stirs up gender conflict and wishes for an unexpected windfall. As it happens, an abusive man comes along wishing for a son! Your humble Daoist grants every request. Neither of you is any good, so I'll arrange a match: he pays you 100,000 in bride price, and you give him a child! Then a scoundrel who has committed every manner of evil wishes to marry the former campus belle? Sure, the child in her belly still needs a father! The little Jap next door visits the Yasukuni Shrine, then has the nerve to wish for world peace? Fine, we're all “old friends.” Let Mount Fuji erupt! A beast in human clothing wishes to get rich? You can have the money, but your life stays here. By the command of the Grand Supreme Elder Lord, all the gods and Buddhas in heaven, take this bastard down for me! You say I'm too hot-tempered to be a monk? Heh, this Daoist believes in charging in whenever something gets under his skin. Otherwise, it would disturb my Daoist heart and hinder my cultivation! And as for Taoism being unable to spread around the world? Spread what, exactly? Are those people even worthy of believing in our gods and immortals? One netizen: I never imagined making a wish would be harder than taking the graduate school entrance exam! One wrong move and you're doomed for eternity! One boss: What doesn't kill me will only make me stronger! Once I can walk again, I'll go make another wish! Song Wennuan: Wish accepted, compulsory adjustment, read and reply at random, mission guaranteed! Don't ask how I did it. Just tell me, did your wish come true or not?