I’m Having the Time of My Life Getting Back at the Homewrecker

My dad’s business went bankrupt.

He took out some rat poison and said in despair,

“Being alive just means drowning in debt. Let’s all drink poison and be free of it.”

I raised my hand. “Dad, poison smells awful. It’d be easier to jump in the river.”

So my dad accidentally fell into the water and died, and the insurance company paid out a huge sum.