Reborn to Make Soy Milk, but You Only Want to Buy an Excavator

The protagonist, Li Goudan, is unexpectedly reborn and sent to a parallel world by a girl from the System. He thinks he can finally copy the lyrics and TV dramas from his past life, quickly win a Golden Bull Award, marry a beautiful woman, take advantage of his fame to get his way, and reach the peak of life. But it turns out that’s all just wishful thinking. Off you go, young man!!! Here’s a sample: “Oh, you don’t like it? Well... as the saying goes, there are all kinds of birds in a big forest. You look like someone who’s lost his way. How about Lin Bei?” Li Goudan was speechless. Just how out of touch with the world was this Daoist? What kind of name was that? Goudan might be a little vulgar, but at least it sounded better than this ridiculous name... Seeing that he still wasn’t responding, the Daoist continued. “Ah... still don’t like it? Well, one day you’ll make something of yourself. How about Ren Tou...” “Master, that’s all right. I think Goudan is great. I’m used to it, so let’s not change it, okay?” Li Goudan broke into a cold sweat and wiped his forehead as he cut the Daoist off. Thank goodness his surname wasn’t Song.