The Empress's Useless Husband Is Actually the Greatest Man Alive?

[Invincible + Hilarious] Cao Meng transmigrates to an ancient cultivation world and becomes the Empress’s kept husband. As an outsider who transmigrated from another world, he is also cursed by the Heavenly Dao: some of his stats are reversed. Cultivating: Strength -10, Vitality -10, Spiritual Power -10... Already living off the Empress, Cao Meng decides to give up and laze around, indulging in food and fun. Overeating: Blood Vessel Health +1, Stomach Health +1, Fat Storage -1... Playing around: Strength +10, Vitality +10, Spiritual Power +10... Indulging in sensual pleasures: Strength +10, Vitality +10, Spiritual Power +10, Lifespan +10, Charm +10... Cao Meng suddenly realizes that being the Empress’s useless husband is simply perfect for slacking off, and perfect for him! To protect his livelihood, he secretly eliminates everyone plotting rebellion! Years later, when demons invade and countless fiends descend on the imperial capital, Cao Meng, who has been resting his head on the knees of beautiful women, sits up straight. “Which insignificant insects dare disturb my cultivation?” Only then does the world realize that the Empress’s useless husband is actually the greatest under heaven, invincible even in the heavens above!