Great Song: I Was About to Rebel, but They Made Me a Prince Equal to the Emperor

Caught sneaking off to get extra lessons from my English teacher, I climbed out the window on the eighteenth floor without a second thought.

One slip later, I transmigrated to the final years of the Northern Song as Gao Yanei, the realm’s most notorious playboy... But the Song dynasty was teetering on the brink of collapse. The Jin were marching south, and the land was broken, its people scattered like willow catkins in the wind. The Jingkang Disaster was about to erupt. Emperor Wanyan Aguda of the Jin wanted him dead! The Song emperor wanted him dead! Even the greatest beauty in the land wanted him dead!

So.

He had no choice but to squander his way into becoming the world’s richest man, then train an elite iron army capable of crushing a hundred thousand foes to protect himself!

He had no choice but to write a hundred poems while drunk and become the trendsetting immortal poet of the literary world.

He had no choice but to be a true hero, turning China into an earthly paradise, riding his horse across the Cherry Blossom Kingdom and pointing his sword at the Three-Eyed Nation.

And so he won the admiration of the beauties of the realm!

They all asked, “Shall we rebel? You’re so outstanding!”