Travel blogger Lin Qing'an is driving a camper van with her mother, Meng Xueqin, when they accidentally enter a time tunnel and transmigrate to a different cultivation world.
With her gardening skills and outgoing personality, Meng Xueqin quickly becomes the little sister of every elder in the Xuantian Sword Sect and is assigned a mountain peak as an elder. Lin Qing'an, meanwhile, uses her modern business sense to partner with the Xuantian Sword Sect and open a teahouse where she tells stories in this entertainment-starved cultivation world. To her surprise, while making a fortune, she also ends up setting the cultivation world to rights.
Among those who listen to her stories are kindhearted, brainless cannon fodder who recognize themselves in the tales and awaken, as well as malicious villains who think their secrets have been exposed and try to silence her...
“Poor Senior Sister, she gave her whole heart to the wrong man. Her parents’ gifts and all the opportunities she gained were secretly handed over by her fiancé to his beloved junior sister. Only when she was in danger in a secret realm did she discover that the magical artifacts her junior sister used were all things she had given her fiancé. And that wasn’t all. Her fiancé ran off with the junior sister and abandoned her...”
Feng Yuening, the chief disciple of the Xuantian Sword Sect, felt her heart skip a beat. This sounds like me...
“Don’t be fooled by how the astonishingly talented male supporting character, an alchemist, would do anything for the heroine. According to the usual tropes, the heroine can only belong to the hero. The supporting male is destined to be no more than a tool for her, never someone she can bring home. So whenever the alchemist proposes becoming cultivation partners, the heroine either changes the subject or claims she has no choice...”
The more he listened, the more Yuchi Yong, the chief disciple of the Danding Sect, felt he was the hapless fool in the story...
Uncle One, Uncle Two, Uncle Three... Senior Brother One, Senior Brother Two, Senior Brother Three... Nephews and grand-disciples, help! Someone’s chasing me again! Lin Qing'an shrieked.
The entire Xuantian Sword Sect: Grab your weapons and get him!
