Why Not Raise Monsters in the Mountains?

(Original fantasy, wild ideas, ensemble cast, male-female couples, alternate world, comedy, and heartbreak. Read at your own discretion!)

Wow, Bai Yiyi ascended to immortality.

Wait, Bai Yiyi was banished from the immortal realm again.

And she can never ascend again.

All because she pooped on the old Heavenly Emperor’s head.

As Bai Yiyi languished in the mortal realm, facing an endless and tedious life as a demon that might last thousands upon thousands of years,

every hundred years, she would find a new disciple. Drawing on everything she had learned, she named them Pig One, Ox Two, Rabbit Three, Snake Four, Monkey King, Horse Six, and Rat Seven.

Why is a child delivered to her like clockwork every hundred years? We have no idea, and we don’t dare ask.

Bai Yiyi and her seven disciples live together in the mountains, loving and killing each other by turns. They kill with hot pot, poisonous mushrooms, and thousand-year-old wild ginseng.

A thousand years pass in the blink of an eye, and she thinks life will go on like this.

Then one day, a woman suddenly appears.

“Master, I’m the disciple you’ve been raising online for hundreds of years.”

“What does it mean to raise a disciple online?”

Eventually, the disciples leave one after another.

It turns out this was all part of a grand conspiracy.