I, the Dragon Lord, Slay Demons and Evils

[Mystery + Supernatural + Ghost Hunting + Demon Slaying + Feng Shui + A free-spirited female Taoist priest who is not bound by love or confused by matters of the heart, lives unfettered, and keeps a clear head and steadfast faith] During the Tang dynasty, strange omens filled the sky. Though it was the depths of winter, flowers bloomed everywhere, and all the beasts paid homage to the Long family’s ancestral home. A precious orb flew into the birthing chamber, and the baby girl born there was named Long Baozhu. The orb’s master, the Dragon Lord, taught Long Baozhu the ways of Taoism. Sixteen years later, the young Long Baozhu set out with her family retainer, Long Shisan, to sweep away the demons and monsters plaguing the world and begin her path of slaying evil. From then on, the world had a carefree, unfettered female Celestial Master. She has a bit of a “let others die, as long as I live” attitude, but when trouble really strikes, she’s the most reliable person around. Passerby A: “You’re so young. Are you really a Celestial Master?” Long Baozhu: “A Taoist saying: believe it or don’t.” Passerby B: “Celestial Master Long, I drew the worst fortune.” Long Baozhu: “Don’t worry about it. Burn the fortune stick.” Passerby C: “Celestial Master, the person I love married someone else. How can I let him go and forget him?” Long Baozhu: “He’s bad for you.” Passerby C: “I understand now!” Long Shisan: “Miss Long, someone’s insulting you.” Long Baozhu: “Shisan, my faith won’t be steady until I beat him up. Come with me!” “Miss Long, Confucianism teaches people to take hold, while Buddhism teaches people to let go. What should I do?” Long Baozhu: “Listen to me: take him down!” “Miss Long, everyone else takes on lots of disciples. Why won’t you accept any?” Long Baozhu: “He doesn’t have enough talent. Besides, spiritual energy is scarce to begin with. Fewer people means a better chance for me to become an immortal.”