You Were Told to Contain Monsters, So Why Are You Catching Gods?

[Cosmic horror + no heroine + containment elements + forbidden artifact elements + no System + fast-paced]

Robin looked at the many monsters groaning on the ground and sighed glumly. “This is so hard. Without evolving, I can’t even beat the little monsters…”

Poseidon: “Look closely. I may have a human face and a fish’s body, but I’m no monster. I’m a god! A god!”

Vishnu: “You’ve got the wrong guy. I may have four heads, four faces, and four arms, but I’m a god too!”

Dracula: “Kid, don’t tell me you caught me thinking I was a mutated bat?”

Yamata no Orochi: “So I’m the only one who looks like a monster, huh?”

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“Everyone, will you follow me, break free of the genetic shackles, evolve to a higher level, and beat the little monsters to a pulp?”

Forbidden Artifact 003: The Doctor’s Beaker

Forbidden Artifact 025: The Knight’s Sword

Forbidden Artifact 049: The Final Whisper

Forbidden Artifact 087: The Devil’s Murmur

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