Journey to the West: The Ruthless Bandit, Tang Sanzang, Conquers the Three Realms with Firearms

If the people of this world stop worshipping you, what kind of immortal or Buddha would you be?

Go along with me, Tang Sanzang, and I'll eat the meat while you can still have some soup.

You won't go along with me?

Brothers, take up your guns and follow me!

King of Hell, hand over the Book of Life and Death, and I'll spare you.

Dragon King, I want rain, you give me rain; I want wind, you give me wind. Otherwise, I'll rip out your tendons and peel off your scales.

The Jade Emperor's throne? Power changes hands. This year, it's my turn.

Tathagata, if you can't understand my teachings, then I happen to know a little kung fu too.