The Song Dynasty's Treasure of Ultimate Bliss

Welcome, Master. You can call me the Grand Treasure Mirror!

That's a terrible name. From now on, I'll call you Jian Ji.

Master, you can say “ji,” but not “ba.” Let's keep things civilized for everyone…

In the twenty-fourth year of the Shaoxing era, banners calling for resistance against the Jin began appearing among the people. Just then, Fang Han transmigrated!

What? I'm Fang La's great-grandson? Then I have to go to Liangshan and sing the Heroes' Song to restore my ancestor's honor!

Geng Jing, you say you're short on grain? With me around, you'll have as much grain as you need! With food in hand, there's no need to panic. Tell him not to submit to the Song court!

You'an, come on, I'll treat you to a foot bath!

What? Qin Hui is about to die? Don't let him off easy. Tie him up and bring him here. I'll flay him alive!

You're General Yue's granddaughter? Now that's something we can talk about. I call him Grandpa too. How about we become sworn siblings first?

Wait, you said your name is Wang Chongyang?

Come with me and kill the Jin dogs! We won't stop until the Central Plains are reclaimed!

Ha! The Song court wants us to submit? To hell with them! Brothers, march south with me to put down the rebellion!

Yaoshi, what do you think of these slaps I'm about to give Zhao Gou?

Crisp, loud, and satisfying. The Zhao family claims to be the true dragon emperors, but I say Fang's ten slaps deserve to be called the Ten Dragon-Subduing Slaps!