Siheyuan: Getting Huairu Under Control from the Start and Crushing Silly Zhu

[The Courtyard: Taming Qin Huairu from the Start]

[Courtyard bird-bashing, winning over Qin Huairu from the start, multiple female leads, crushing Silly Zhu and Yi Zhonghai]

The moral paragon Yi Zhonghai, the devoted father Liu Haizhong, the master strategist Yan Bugui, the bloodsucking temptress Qin Huairu, the simp warrior He Yuzhu, the shameless Xu Damao, the necromancer Jia Zhangshi, and the peerless thief Bang Geng.

After seeing these beasts for what they really are, Chen Ping'an initially plans to move out of their den, but then awakens the bird-bashing System that comes with being a transmigrator.

So he decides to stay and teach these beasts a good lesson.

Life starts getting interesting...

Jia Zhangshi throws a tantrum and uses her necromancy to summon the dead?

I slap her, and she still has to thank me...

Qin Huairu wants to suck me dry?

"Open wide, Huairu. After all, you wouldn't want Bang Geng to..."

Bang Geng steals my things?

I'll give you a complete family. From now on, when I beat you, it'll be a father disciplining his son, just as it should be.

Silly Zhu wants to hit me?

One punch knocks him down and teaches him to behave...

Yi Zhonghai tries to blackmail me with morality and scheme to make me provide for him in his old age?

I'll make sure his reputation and good name are torn to shreds, without a care for the passing of time.

Xu Damao acts like my friend but secretly envies me and wants to sabotage me?

I'll repay his malice with kindness and give him more children, more blessings.

"Lou Xiao'e, don't look back. It's me, Damao..."