White Thorn Corridor: My Thorn God Is Perfectly Fine!

[White Wattle Corridor] [The Legend of Sword and Fairy] [Original Male Lead] [No Romance] [Male Supervisor]

(The intro is a jokey skit. Please refer to the actual story for its true style.)

Cheng Yungui: Hello, I'm Cheng Yungui, a disciple of Tianyong City. I was ambushed by a dishonorable inner demon in Tianlu City, but I didn't die. Instead, I was reborn in another world in the body of a high school student with the same name. My body's younger, but my swordsmanship is just as good! Send me 50 yuan to help me regain my cultivation and return to Tianyong. Once I make it, I'll forge a spirit sword for you myself! Receipts available. Scammers, don't bother.

Supervisor: Did I make a mistake by recruiting him to White Wattle Technology?

Bai Ji: If his symptoms get worse, you might consider sending him back to Hailin Medical Center.

Hongyu: Get ready to run some tests.

Baili Tusu: This person is probably sick.

Liu Chi: I never knew that having an alien core implanted could have this kind of side effect.

Cheng Yungui: (confused) (cat tilts head) (suddenly freezes) (eyes widen) (enters self-control mode) (tiny person dancing)

Cheng Yungui: My Jing God is fine! Everything I said is true! You're slandering me, slandering me!

Brother Liu: Hey, who cares whether it's true or not? I just know this is ready-made material! I've decided, my next novel will be about immortal cultivation!