My Junior Sister Is Using Her Pill Furnace to Make People Behave Again

[Dropped after being abandoned by the original author]

A neurotic, melodramatic, utterly shameless heroine who is violent, brilliant, and ruthless

Jiang Xiao transmigrates into a book and gets bound to a cannon-fodder supporting female character System.

System: As long as you save your fellow disciples and protect your sect's legacy, you can return to the modern world!

Jiang Xiao: Thanks, but no thanks. I don't want to go back to the modern world at all. Let whoever wants this do it.

After getting a second chance at life, Jiang Xiao just wants to let loose in the cultivation world.

When bandits try to rob her

Jiang Xiao: (beats the bandits into mashed potatoes) Come on, get down and sing "I Will Conquer" for your grandma!

Bandit: W-We s-surrender!

When a disciple provokes her

Jiang Xiao: (collapses weakly to the side, sobbing) Master~~ He was the one who started it, Master~~

Disciple: ...Weren't you the one who just beat him half to death?

When her senior sister plots against her

Jiang Xiao: (grabs her poisoned senior sister and shakes her furiously) Senior Sister!! Don't die, Senior Sister! We've depended on each other for half an hour. How can I let one young person mourn another

Senior Sister: ...Will you let go of me so I can take the antidote?

Life goes on like this, but Jiang Xiao soon realizes... her fellow disciples seem just as

abnormal as she is.

Her master has a screw loose and is hard of hearing. All day, he's either asleep or asleep.

Her eldest senior brother is an overbearing sword cultivator and a classic arrogant protagonist, but he's from the Northeast.

Her second senior brother is weak and sickly, with kidney deficiency, and coughs up blood at the drop of a hat. He gives his junior sister a spiked club whenever he has nothing better to do.

Her third senior brother is a music cultivator whose instrument is his mouth. He's a rapper who spits so hard sparks fly from his lips.

The original novel's heroine is a little more normal, but for some reason she becomes Jiang Xiao's biggest fan.

Jiang Xiao: What do you mean, "win people over with virtue"? How did you know I named my alchemy furnace Little Virtue?