After Hearing My Thoughts, My Whole Family of Cannon Fodder Lets Loose

[Cannon fodder · gossip · mind reading · beloved by all · spatial storage · farming · cultivation · no romance] Xie Lailai transmigrated into a book. She became a minor cannon-fodder character in a brainless male-lead novel, abandoned in the mountains by her wicked grandparents to be eaten by wolves. What, she has a golden finger? A gossip System? What good is that? If someone tries to kill her, is she supposed to tell them their underpants have two holes? Wouldn’t that just get her killed even faster?! [Dad! You aren’t the biological son of those two old monsters. They’re planning to kill you and let their own son take your place so he can enjoy a life of wealth and privilege!] Her real dad: I’ll play along, then cut ties with them! [Beautiful Mom! Even after we cut ties with them, the male lead is still giving those old monsters advice. He wants to drug you and sell you to that fat pig, Shifei, in the neighboring town!] Her beautiful mom: I’ll play along and let the male lead sell his own mother. [Big brother! You’re so handsome, but you’ll end up a eunuch. Poor you!] Her real big brother: ... Xie Lailai muttered to herself, then realized something was off. Her dad faked being crippled, pretended to be mad, and cut ties with the family. The male lead sold his own mother. It was the male lead, not her brother, who ended up unable to have children. And how did her dad get acknowledged by his birth family? She’d gone from a little farm girl who enjoyed gossip to a beloved little princess who enjoyed gossip?! This plot makes no sense! Whatever. She’d just enjoy gossip somewhere else. Back in the village: [What?! Widow Liu from the village and Old Man Xie were in the reed marsh...] Now in the capital: [What?! The Ministry of Agriculture official can only fall asleep after smelling his own worn socks, and the stronger the smell, the better he sleeps?] [What?! Censor Lin...] Content warning: The heroine starts at the peak of the fifth Qi Refining level. After that, she can only advance by combining cultivation with gossip. Please don’t read if that bothers you.