The Uneducated God Secretly Stole a Wife

[Two female leads] [Ancient-era what-if] [Hilarious and lighthearted] [Deeply devoted] [Angst for the payoff] [Golden finger] [Bloodshed later on] [Absurd humor] The hilarious daily life of Xie Yuchen and Leng Zifeng turns into angst upon angst when the entire Leng household is murdered. The early heartbreak is for the later payoff. The real revenge only begins when the protagonist sweeps her enemies with an AK-47. At first, the two are all sweetness and affection; later, Leng Zifeng will have to go through hell to win her wife back. Even with a golden finger that shows affection levels, Leng Zifeng is still incredibly hard to pursue. Come along for a lighthearted, hilarious ancient-era what-if!

Excerpt

“An imperial marriage requires ten thousand taels of gold. My younger sister is a princess, so naturally she’ll need at least a thousand taels of gold.”

“Cough...” Xie Yuchen spat out a mouthful of steamed bun, nearly spraying Leng Yunyan in the face. Leng Yunyan gave her a disgusted look, wiped the red paper with her sleeve, and continued reading.

“There’s also fine wine, face powder and rouge, silk and satin...”

“Wait... Can I still call off this marriage?” Leng Yunyan ignored her and continued writing on the red paper: fifty head each of cattle and sheep.

“What?! Fifty of each?”

“No, fifty of each kind.”