Before the Apocalypse Arrives, I’ll Have More Children, More Blessings

[Not an apocalypse novel + comedy + superpowers + tycoon + high-martial-arts world + more children, more blessings] The System arrived three years early, but there isn't even an apocalypse! Wang Xiao suddenly awakened a System. He's just buying groceries at the supermarket, but it insists he's trying to survive the apocalypse? He turns on the air conditioner, and the System says he's facing an ice age, rewarding him with nine tons of U.S. dollars to keep warm. He goes to work, and the System claims his boss in black stockings is a Tier Three elite zombie called the “Blade Woman.” Whenever he meets a beautiful woman, the System says she's a high-quality female human and tells him to have more children for more blessings. What a troll of a System.