A Mom Overnight in the 1980s, and Everyone Wants to Be the Kids' New Dad

[Period Setting] [Hilarious] [Ridiculous] [Unhinged Fiction] [Everyday Life]

Ji Mingyue somehow transmigrated into a classroom in the 1980s. The moment she woke up, she was told that her parents had died. On her way back to the village, she took down a whole gang of human traffickers and casually picked up two little kids who clung to her leg and called her Mom. She was a young unmarried woman, and now she had become a mother without the pain of childbirth, with one of each!

Before the funeral was even over, relatives hoping to pocket a matchmaker's fee started introducing prospective husbands, insisting that marrying during the mourning period was good for her. Otherwise, if she waited three years, she'd become an old clam pearl nobody would want to marry.

Old Aunties: We're older than you, and we're only advising you because we want to help.

Ji Mingyue: Ignore the old folks' advice, and you'll be happy all year.

Ji Mingyue pulled the kids she'd picked up close and claimed she was married. "I'm in the middle of a divorce lawsuit. Why don't you wait a while?"

One of the kids she'd picked up: Why does that grandma want Mom to get married?

Ji Mingyue: She isn't happy with her own life, so she can't stand seeing other people live carefree and comfortably.

Kid: "If marriage is so bad, why do people still get married?"

Ji Mingyue: "Everyone gets the retribution they deserve."

Ji Mingyue didn't want to suffer retribution, so she gave up on slacking off and worked hard to make money from her street stall, afraid someone would drag her off to get married. But the handsome young man at the next stall kept coming over to chat, asking her every day, "When are you getting divorced?"

Ji Mingyue: ...