A Carefree Taoist Life for a Post-90s Urbanite

No saintly do-gooders, no harem, no System.

As a child, Lei Jun joined a Taoist sect. As a teenager, he stumbled upon a mysterious fragment and mastered supreme esoteric arts, beginning a legendary life.

“Mr. Lei, this is a little token of our appreciation.” Lei Jun took the black card and tossed it in the trash.

“Mr. Lei, the country is ready to appoint you as a senior adviser.” They offered him the rank of general. Lei Jun shook his head. “I don't have time for that.”

“Lei Jun, I love you.” A beauty from a top university gazed at him tenderly. “Get lost. I've got a wife.”

“Lei Jun, I want to have your babies!” a cool and aloof female CEO gushed. “I can't. I've got a wife.”

“Lei Jun, I want to be your mistress!” said a popular star expectantly. “Well, let me think about it.”

“Mr. Lei, if you give us the technology, the Nobel Prize will be within your grasp, and the whole world will know your name.” Lei Jun scoffed. “I'm not interested.”

“Baka, Lei Jun! Mind your own business.” Lei Jun curled his lip. “I'm itching for a fight. What am I supposed to do?”

“Mr. Lei, there are werewolves, vampires, outsiders, and people from the Church causing trouble in our country.” Lei Jun scoffed. “They've got some nerve. I'll crush them with one hand.”

Lei Dongping asked, “Lei Jun, what is it you actually want?”

Lei Jun smiled. “For my family to be safe, my friends to be well, and for everyone to leave me alone unless they really need something, so I can spend my days at ease with Duke Zhou...”