[Showbiz + Wacky Shenanigans + System + Everyone’s Favorite + Feel-Good Comedy]
Shi Ning died in a car accident right after receiving her Best Actress award. When she woke up, she had returned to three years earlier and somehow gotten bound to a 250.
Thinking back on how kindly she treated people in her previous life, only to have them take advantage of her, Shi Ning flipped the table. This time, she’d kill gods if she met them and Buddhas if they crossed her. To hell with being gentle! She was Niu Gulu Shi Ning!
On a dating show, faced with a crazy woman, she said, “How many faces do you have? You’ve got a real talent for talking nonsense!”
To the resident green-tea schemer, she said, “The room’s filled with the scent of tea. Which green tea bitch is stinking up the place now?”
When the vicious younger man came at her, she slapped him. “Idiot, you can’t kill your way through people like that. Let me show you how it’s done!”
To her ex, whose name she could barely remember, she said, “Cut the crap! I’d have to be blind to fall for a grandson like you.”
Everyone watched as Shi Ning went further and further down the path of wild, unhinged behavior. Nobody could stop her!
One day, the power went out. Shi Ning saw a “thief” break in and drew her soft sword. “Who goes there?”
The intruder replied, “One of your people.”
She asked, “Then guess what kind of person I am?”
“Someone who wants my life.”
“Little Lemon, say that again. What are you eating?”
Shi Ning saw her uncle and froze like a chick facing a hawk. Instantly behaving herself, she said, “Uncle, you heard wrong! I’m not eating a hamburger, I swear!”
A moment later, Shi Ning stared at the pile of confiscated snacks, utterly bereft.
Shi Ning: Heavens above! I got a second chance at life. Couldn’t I at least eat something good?
