I Set Up a Fortune-Telling Stall and Ended Up at the Police Station; the Nation Discovered How Good I Really Am

Di Yan was the three-legged Golden Crow, an ancient divine bird whose name shook Heaven and Earth. When she awoke one day, she discovered that the remnant soul of her friend Qing Lian was fading away. It needed the power of the Heavenly Dao to survive, so she threw herself into the ranks of the “swindlers and con artists.” From the start, she was struck by lightning and received a new identity from the Heavenly Dao: an unlucky soul haunted by a female ghost.

At first, everyone ignored her. Later, as she made a name for herself, people came to see her one after another.

“Master, lately I keep dreaming that my grandpa says his house is drafty, but I checked his grave and couldn’t find anything wrong. What’s going on?”

Di Yan: “You should burn joss paper for your grandpa. He wants a bigger house.”

“Master, I like a girl. I want to put a love spell on her so she’ll like me.”

Di Yan: “And then live off her, kill her whole family, and steal her treasure?”

“Master, I’ve gotten hooked on gambling and owe three hundred thousand. When do you think I’ll be able to get back on my feet?”

Di Yan: “I’d say you’ll be flat broke by tomorrow night.”

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Exorcising ghosts, capturing demons, and pacifying spirits, Di Yan suddenly found the mortal world quite interesting. She just couldn’t shake the feeling that some unseen force was guiding her to search for something.

At last, she uncovered the truth. The reason she was the only one of the ancient gods to survive was…