Who Gets It? The Empress Is So Fierce, I Can't Handle Her

[Meme-Filled] [Invincible] [Feel-Good Read] [Everyday Life] [Funny] [Absurd] [Goofy Comedy] [Please don't read if it's not your thing!] "Damn System, please stop giving me lewd tasks. I'm a respectable man... Whoa, why are the Empress's pectoral muscles so outrageously huge? Still, I like this task!" Xia Liu gapes, drooling three pounds' worth. Brothers from the Heaven-Splitting Gang, come on over and let's get this place buzzing! Bro! Have you ever seen a real dragon? I have! Just the other night, I was at a bathhouse in Northeast China when the attendant asked if I wanted a full-service package... All right, I won't pretend anymore. I transmigrated... Other people transmigrate and get invincible Systems or sign-in rewards that give them an Empress and all that... Heh. Me? I opened a bathhouse! Ding! [Congratulations, Host. You are now bound to the Bathing System and have obtained the Chaos Myriad Spirits Dao Body!] [Other people have to enter the bathhouse and take a bath each day to expand your invincibility radius!] To return to Earth sooner, become invincible in the immortal realm, and increase the diameter of my invincibility radius... I do the tasks the damn System sends me every day! And so, a bathhouse demon appeared in this great wilderness, dragging people from all over in for a bath... Ever since then, the great clans, sects, and imperial families have all trembled at the mere mention of him! Here you'll find the Wang father and son, who provide the laughs. And the Lu father and son, whose character settings are practically begging to be struck by lightning. [Your author is short and weak, no, this blurb is short and weak. Please move on to the story!]