Folks, I've caught up with the trend.
I've joined the ranks of those who transmigrate.
The good news is that I became the most honored Empress Dowager in the land, and the System that had been with me for years came along too.
The bad news is that the Empress Dowager is forty-five. She's really the emperor's birth mother, and she's really old.
The even worse news is that this System is completely useless. Its only function is to make me tell the truth and nothing but the truth.
For example, the emperor says, "Mother, I want to expand my harem."
I want to say, "Your Majesty, you have so much to do. You mustn't lose yourself in pleasure. Please take care of your health!"
But what comes out of my mouth is, "You pig! Expand your harem for what? How can you shamelessly prey on innocent young women?"
Wonderful! Not only is there no chance of a stepmother-and-stepson romance, but I probably won't last long as Empress Dowager either.
