I'm jumping on the bandwagon, folks.
I became a member of the traveling army.
The good news is that I have transformed into the most noble Queen Mother of the day, and I have a system that has been with me for many years.
The bad news is that the Queen Mother is forty-five years old. She is the real biological mother of the emperor, and she is also really old.
The worse news is that this system is useless and its only purpose is to allow me to tell the truth.
For example, the emperor said: "Mother, I want to expand the harem."
I want to say: "Your Majesty has many things to do every day, don't indulge in beauty, and pay attention to your health!"
What came out of his mouth was: "Big pig's hooves, what are you charging, girl from the Huo Huoliang family, why are you so embarrassed?"
Beautiful! Not only does Xiaoma's literature have no chance, but the Queen Mother will probably be scrapped within a few days.
