I had been married to the movie emperor for five years, and our CP fans were being crushed by the haters.
When his white-moonlight love returned, the whole internet mocked me and told me to pack my things and get out.
The movie emperor and his first love's fairy-tale romance shot to the top of the trending list. I was accused of stealing her place, and told my good luck had run out.
"Die, body-double romance trope!" I accidentally liked a fan's comment, then hurriedly unliked it.
How embarrassing.
I handed the movie emperor the divorce papers, and he cried like a child.
I gently wiped away his tears and stroked his brows, then said with displeasure:
"How can you cry? You're becoming less and less like him."
