[Traditional fantasy, supernatural, play the pig to eat the tiger, showing off, face-slapping]
“Lord Bao, this commoner has been wronged!”
“The evidence is conclusive, and there's even video footage. How can you keep claiming you're innocent?!”
“The scoundrel in the Karma-Revealing Mirror only looks like me. It wasn't me.”
A wooden tag is tossed in front of the young man. “Is this your number, 519527?”
“The number matches, but that beast was absolutely not me...”
“Stubborn fool! It seems you won't confess unless we use torture today. Guards, bring out the Dog-Head Guillotine!”
The protagonist is doomed.
