[Mysterious legend + supernatural + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger + pretending to be awesome + slap in the face]
"Master Bao, the common people are wronged!"
"The evidence is conclusive and there is a video, but you still keep claiming that you are wronged?!"
"The bastard in the mirror only looks similar, not the real person."
A wooden sign was thrown in front of the boy, "Is this your number, 519527?"
"The number is the same, but that beast is definitely not me..."
"You're stubborn! It seems like you won't be punished today. You won't tell me. Here comes someone with a dog-headed guillotine to serve you."
Protagonist, send.
